my brothers crack me up all the time. here's an example of a conversation that took place in the dining room just a while ago:
so my youngest brother just came from upstairs after playing with bro #1's computer.
bro #1: you done using the desktop?
bro #3: yeah. you can use it if you'd like.
bro #1: wow. you speak... as if you have authority.
me to bro #3: omg you better phrase your words nicely so that you don't get banned from playing it.
bro #3: fine, how do you want me to say it then?
bro #1: i don't know. something like 'Master, the desktop is ready.'.
bro #3: ...
me: ...
me: LOL.
so my youngest brother just came from upstairs after playing with bro #1's computer.
bro #1: you done using the desktop?
bro #3: yeah. you can use it if you'd like.
bro #1: wow. you speak... as if you have authority.
me to bro #3: omg you better phrase your words nicely so that you don't get banned from playing it.
bro #3: fine, how do you want me to say it then?
bro #1: i don't know. something like 'Master, the desktop is ready.'.
bro #3: ...
me: ...
me: LOL.